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By continuing, you agree to the following.
Don’t worry — I’ve got everything under control.
• Yeah, I collect data.
Calm down — I just like knowing who’s repeatedly refreshing the page like they’re waiting for classified updates.
It’s impressive.
Slightly concerning.
But impressive.
• I’m aware of your device stats.
Your battery percentage? Not great.
Your WiFi name? Questionable.
Your tab count? Bold.
I respect the chaos — but I still judge it.
• This site runs exactly how I built it: intentionally, efficiently, and occasionally with attitude.
If something glitches, that’s your setup arguing with mine.
Mine usually wins.
• Pressing Enter means you’re responsible for whatever follows.
Inspiration, regret, motivation, confusion — all of it.
I just provide the door — you’re the one walking through it.
• Cookies may be used.
Digital ones, mostly.
Real ones if I take a break.
If any disappear, I’m assuming you did it.
By hitting enter, you agree that I may or may not monitor… stuff. Nothing creepy. Just… technical vibes.
You also accept that if anything glitches, crashes, or explodes digitally, I plead the fifth.
Cookies might be used. Browser ones. Real ones. Maybe encrypted ones I made for fun.
And look, if you’re still reading this, you’re either brave or nosy — either way, you’re in.
Good luck.
Press Enter — I’ve already got the rest handled.